spermaphobia
spermaphobia by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007
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spermaphobic
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008
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Sharmaphobia
Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.
Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009
Seraphobia
An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.
While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.
While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.
While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.
While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.
Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."
Seraphobia by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022
spermatophobia
spermatophobia by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010
spermophobic
spermophobic by Felish Papii February 25, 2009
Spermaphobe
Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010
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