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spermaphobic 

Someone whose phobia is sperm.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

spedophobic 

A phobia that means you are afraid of dumb/special people.
Eddy is spedophobic when it comes to his best friend Brad.
spedophobic by jacandjill September 27, 2022

spermaphobia 

The fear or phobia of germs.
Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?
spermaphobia by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007

Spermophobia 

A psychological condition characterized by a woman suppressing her own maternal impulses through abstinence, homosexuality, and/or personal beliefs, i.e. feminism.
Kelly loves to party, and she's a lesbian. I'm willing to bet her behavior and life outlook can be entirely attributed to a bad case of spermophobia.
Spermophobia by FemFax November 11, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026