I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
A psychological condition characterized by a woman suppressing her own maternal impulses through abstinence, homosexuality, and/or personal beliefs, i.e. feminism.
Kelly loves to party, and she's a lesbian. I'm willing to bet her behavior and life outlook can be entirely attributed to a bad case of spermophobia.