Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

Spermaphobe

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

spermophobic

fear of sperm.

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.

by Felish Papii February 25, 2009

spermaphobia

The fear or phobia of germs.

Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?

by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007

Spermophobia

A psychological condition characterized by a woman suppressing her own maternal impulses through abstinence, homosexuality, and/or personal beliefs, i.e. feminism.

Kelly loves to party, and she's a lesbian. I'm willing to bet her behavior and life outlook can be entirely attributed to a bad case of spermophobia.

by FemFax November 11, 2020