1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

Spermaphobe by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

Related Words

Spermaphobe • spermaphobia • spermaphobic • Spamaphobe • Spermophobia • spermophobic

Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

Spamaphobe by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

spermophobic

fear of sperm.

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.

spermophobic by Felish Papii February 25, 2009

spermaphobia

The fear or phobia of germs.

Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?

spermaphobia by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007

Spermophobia

A psychological condition characterized by a woman suppressing her own maternal impulses through abstinence, homosexuality, and/or personal beliefs, i.e. feminism.

Kelly loves to party, and she's a lesbian. I'm willing to bet her behavior and life outlook can be entirely attributed to a bad case of spermophobia.

Spermophobia by FemFax November 11, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026