Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

by noone nobody February 13, 2009

Shmaphobia

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Shandaphobia

Fear of Toilet Water, Spiders, and germs.

OMG BRO SHE'S GOT SHANDAPHOBIA LIKE CRAZY

I know dude, turn off the fuckign caps lock

by Latrion March 18, 2014

shankaphobia

fear of being shanked.

Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008

Sharaphovia

The fear of screaming. Named after Maria Sharapova, whose success in tennis was due mainly to the off-setting effect of primal screams she emitted constantly during her matches. Rationalized to tennis officials as a release of the explosive energy required for hard serves and ground strokes, the main intention was to psyche and dominate her opponents by derailing their concentration using irritating aural noise. Constant exposure to this noise over long matches can be shown to leave an oily plaque on the eardrum and cause dizziness and a rattling sensation in the ears. Potential opponents of such screamers often suffer from Sharaphovia.

When will tennis officials finally ban the infantile tactics used by some players of screaming. How many women in the sport must be handicapped by the dreaded Sharaphovia.

by obracadabra November 21, 2012

shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009