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Person 1: dont pull a speedweed by eatting a raw eel.
Person 2: I won't
SpeedWeed by tobytasticcc June 26, 2022
Words you can keep
Me: i speedweed daily
You: dang
speedweed by CeleryCell May 12, 2025

speedwood 

Speedwood is a subgenre or genre of music created by Michael D. Bridges and Georger R. Baum. It consists of mainly two acoustic instruments - a guitar and a piano. Sometimes other acoustic instruments are added such as a drum, slinky, or recorder. It is a fast-paced music where the players play their instruments as hard as fast as they can and include the occassional ballad as well. The creator's website is at www.speedwood.com
We didn't want to have a full band, so we decided that we'd play speedwood.
speedwood by kagomeshuko November 9, 2004

Speed weed 

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!
Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed
Speed weed by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

speedwaddler 

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!
speedwaddler by Kowulz May 24, 2007

dyslexic speedreaders 

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007

mexican speedwrench 

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.
Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.
mexican speedwrench by abacus November 18, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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