Seedweed

A person who is a controlling bitch, over protective freak; generally a female who is dirty and doesn't cleanse.

Don't talk to that seedweed she'll bite your vag off if you come near her man.

by Madex October 2, 2016

Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

by G00seface December 7, 2010

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

steedweed

Great weed that makes you talk and just an all around more interesting person

That dude has some steedweed

by Dammnnnbra June 18, 2017

SpeedWeed

A dumbass

Person 1: dont pull a speedweed by eatting a raw eel.
Person 2: I won't

by tobytasticcc June 26, 2022

speedweed

when you weed with speed

Me: i speedweed daily
You: dang

by CeleryCell May 12, 2025