speedwaddle 

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

speedwaddle by Kowulz May 24, 2007

speedwaddler 

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

speedwaddler by Kowulz May 24, 2007

skeedaddle

skeedaddle is a glasgow word , mostly used by older people , meaning go away .

maw can a get 10p for a swwetie............. naw skeedaddle before i leather your arse

skeedaddle by big.al January 19, 2009

skeedaddle

It means to leave in a hurry.

I don't like the look of those approaching stray dogs, we had better skeedaddle.

skeedaddle by TourGuy August 18, 2018

speed waddle 

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

speed waddle by pee-more March 29, 2010

Speed-waddle 

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

Speed-waddle by boexe August 28, 2017

spedaddle 

to simultaneously speed and skedaddle out of any given location or situation

the entire rust conversation wasn't exactly my cup of tea, so i just spedaddled

spedaddle by rghytc June 18, 2009