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speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!
by Kowulz May 09, 2007
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