Kowulz's definitions

twict

twict: Southern for twice

That Damn Yankee done been down here twict now!

by Kowulz March 28, 2008

IOUDAB

IOUDAB;(eee-YO-dub) Acronym: Inside Out, Upside Down, and Backwards;

1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR

2)Having your asshole where your face should be

The country was IOUDAB after the Liberals took office. God fucking help us.

by Kowulz August 1, 2007

FIIKLFO

FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!

"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"

by Kowulz July 20, 2007

Penetration Specialist

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.

Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!

by Kowulz January 13, 2008

rolling fart

Rolling Fart, noun, a long, loud, drawn out fart that often gets away from the farter.

I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!

by Kowulz December 15, 2007

tits

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

by Kowulz April 4, 2007

speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007