Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
by Kowulz December 29, 2007
IOUDAB;(eee-YO-dub) Acronym: Inside Out, Upside Down, and Backwards;
1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR
2)Having your asshole where your face should be
1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR
2)Having your asshole where your face should be
by Kowulz July 01, 2007
speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.
I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!
by Kowulz May 09, 2007
tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit
by Kowulz March 31, 2007
dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Kowulz April 04, 2007
butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.
by Kowulz March 31, 2007
by Kowulz June 11, 2009