Definitions by Kowulz

Smoft 

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

Smoft by Kowulz June 10, 2009

twict 

twict: Southern for twice

That Damn Yankee done been down here twict now!

twict by Kowulz March 28, 2008

Penetration Specialist 

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.

Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!

Penetration Specialist by Kowulz January 13, 2008

rolling fart 

Rolling Fart, noun, a long, loud, drawn out fart that often gets away from the farter.

I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!

rolling fart by Kowulz December 15, 2007

IOUDAB 

IOUDAB;(eee-YO-dub) Acronym: Inside Out, Upside Down, and Backwards;

1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR

2)Having your asshole where your face should be

The country was IOUDAB after the Liberals took office. God fucking help us.

IOUDAB by Kowulz August 1, 2007

FIIKLFO 

FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!

"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"

FIIKLFO by Kowulz July 20, 2007

speedwaddle 

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

speedwaddle by Kowulz May 24, 2007