The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.
Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004
Get the Speedskating mug.An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.
A very cruel nickname.
A very cruel nickname.
by Therealmr360beast March 25, 2010
Get the SpeedSkater mug.Speedskating is a winter sport that takes place on an ice rink, where skaters line up at the starting line and race to see who is the fastest. There are different types of speedskating, including long track and short track, with races held over various distances. For safety, skaters wear helmets, cut-resistant gloves, knee pads, shin guards, and sometimes neck guards to protect them during falls. Speedskating blades are longer than hockey blades and allow skaters to reach speeds of up to 50 km/h, so safety rules and protective equipment are very important. Overall, speed skating is an exciting, challenging, and thrilling sport to watch and compete in.
I love speedskating!
by Da_sk8ter January 11, 2026
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