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speechering 

1. A fraud and or liar.
My friend was literally "speechering" to me
speechering by sterSP November 13, 2021
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sprechering 

variants: to sprecher, sprechered
The act of photo-bombing with one's genitalia. The person must have their private parts out in a sneaky manner so as to avoid immediate discovery but after closer inspection delivering a mind altering gift to the viewer
Did you hear about the guy who got caught sprechering the sports team photo? He was suspended!
sprechering by the_flash2000 June 20, 2011

Spencering 

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.
I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!
Spencering by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019

Speedering 

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)
Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."
Speedering by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011

Speecherism 

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.
Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism
Speecherism by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021
Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.
Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.
speeching by K May 18, 2004
Talkin a bunch of B$llsh*t. Just plain out stupid stuff.
I hate talkin' to my man when he got a attitude cuz he be straight speechin'.
speeching by Kyonna May 20, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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