Speedering 

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)

Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."

Speedering by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011

Steelering 

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.

"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."

Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014

Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

skeetering 

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.

Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!

skeetering by Kevindoh April 6, 2007

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

Speeding Car Fart Trap 

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

Speeding Car Fart Trap by Bullyrey May 5, 2013