spearcunt

absolutely fucking girl something at 200 MPH

See harry over there?
Spearcunt that rick at him.
Ight bet

spearcunt by JAKE MARTIN92 September 11, 2023

Spamcunt 

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

Spamcunt by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

spearmint dick 

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

spearmint dick by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

supercunt 

1. A vagina of such high quality that it is faster than a girl's silver bullet. Able to take the repeated pounding of a speeding a locomotive. Able to jump large boners in a single bound ---

2. A person; usually a female, but not exclusively, that is such an evil soul-devouring wicked person that they have transcended the derogatory term "cunt" and created a mobile extra dimensional vortex surrounding themselves that insulates them from our reality and lets them believe that they are a "good person," but makes them blazingly obvious to those of us on the outside of their small pocket universe.

1. 'Look, up in the sky,' 'It's a bird,' 'It's a plane,' 'It's a Supercunt.'

2. Did you see the swirling vortex around Hillary and Ann? They're a couple of supercunts.

supercunt by ONmyWAY March 7, 2007

speargunning 

In corporate America, while at someone else's cubicle,
the act of putting a foot onto the desk or some other stable object thereby exposing your crotch to the poor soul sitting there...

Man, my boss, Kotowski, just speargunned me again!

Dude, I know... He has a nasty habit of speargunning at meetings too!

speargunning by djmush1 April 30, 2006

Spearmint Split 

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

Spearmint Split by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

SupercuntBlocker

Man or lesbian who keeps strangers with sex on their minds from their women friends or ex-lovers.

I walked up to her at the bar when SupercuntBlocker stepped between us and said, "No sex for you!"

SupercuntBlocker by cancer_1979 April 17, 2007