mph 

1. Miles Per Hour. The ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
2. The Make Poverty History campaign is a unique UK alliance of charities, spiritual groups, trade unions, campaigning groups and celebrities who are mobilising around key opportunities in 2005 to drive forward the struggle against poverty and injustice. The symbol of the campaign is a white wristband which is usually made of cotton with the campaign logo stamped on it.

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mph by jeff24 July 15, 2005

mph 

1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!

Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.

mph by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

MPH 

Abbreviation for miles per hour and is commonly used in the United States

There is a car doing 50 MPH on a 45 MPH road!

MPH by TheCar2000 November 7, 2018

MPH 

an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut

Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.

MPH by talon112991 June 26, 2008

MPH 

Margaritas Per Hour

She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!

MPH by AxonL June 14, 2018

mph 

My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.

mph by mrhealer May 18, 2014

mph 

metriod prime hunters

i lost the mph match

mph by medinafunky December 14, 2008