Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.
Not to be confused with a "catfish".
Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.
Not to be confused with a "catfish".
Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.
"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"
"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"
"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"
by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014
Get the Spamcunt mug.Females who spam the internet, particularly YouTube and are virgins (which is why they have all their time to spam).
by SERFAHETIGOH June 5, 2009
Get the Spamcunt mug.(Noun) "There's some Spamcunt calling everyone faggots in the next channel."
(Verb) "Someone is spamcunting in all chat."
"You Spamcunter."
(Verb) "Someone is spamcunting in all chat."
"You Spamcunter."
by Izunundara August 25, 2013
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Routinely fails to attend at the correct time - thinks that attendance for 1800hrs - is within the acceptable time frame at 1859hrs
Cannot get their head around technological calendars and/or vintage hang-on-the wall calendars - despite creating an effective and/or efficient manner
SpazCunt - completely devoid any ability to perform even the most simple of tasks
However, if you have a SpazCunt in your social circle, despite all of the above and the symbiotic frustrations, you will no doubt refer to the SpazCunt as 'Our SpazCunt'
Routinely fails to attend at the correct time - thinks that attendance for 1800hrs - is within the acceptable time frame at 1859hrs
Cannot get their head around technological calendars and/or vintage hang-on-the wall calendars - despite creating an effective and/or efficient manner
SpazCunt - completely devoid any ability to perform even the most simple of tasks
However, if you have a SpazCunt in your social circle, despite all of the above and the symbiotic frustrations, you will no doubt refer to the SpazCunt as 'Our SpazCunt'
by KatieKitsch March 23, 2018
Get the SpazCunt mug.Noun used to describe something so ridiculously uncoordinated/stupid (in any form), that it is both spastic and munted. Can also be used in adjective form, ie. spacmunted.
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