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Spamcunt 

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.
"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"
Spamcunt by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014
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Spamcunt 

Females who spam the internet, particularly YouTube and are virgins (which is why they have all their time to spam).
My friend had an argument with a spamcunt who randomly talked about the sky in SxePhil videos.
Spamcunt by SERFAHETIGOH June 5, 2009
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Spamcunt 

Someone who speaks far too much in an offensive manner.
(Noun) "There's some Spamcunt calling everyone faggots in the next channel."
(Verb) "Someone is spamcunting in all chat."
"You Spamcunter."
Spamcunt by Izunundara August 25, 2013

SpazCunt 

SpazCunt - total waste of space, incapable of making an arrangement and sticking to it.
Routinely fails to attend at the correct time - thinks that attendance for 1800hrs - is within the acceptable time frame at 1859hrs
Cannot get their head around technological calendars and/or vintage hang-on-the wall calendars - despite creating an effective and/or efficient manner
SpazCunt - completely devoid any ability to perform even the most simple of tasks
However, if you have a SpazCunt in your social circle, despite all of the above and the symbiotic frustrations, you will no doubt refer to the SpazCunt as 'Our SpazCunt'
Kate is a complete SpazCunt, but she is our SpazCunt
SpazCunt by KatieKitsch March 23, 2018

spacmunt 

Noun used to describe something so ridiculously uncoordinated/stupid (in any form), that it is both spastic and munted. Can also be used in adjective form, ie. spacmunted.
Oh, you spacmunt! You are so spacmunted!
spacmunt by Tegan the Vegan October 20, 2003

SpazCunt 

The full and correct definition for a complete waste of space
Kate is a total SpazCunt
SpazCunt by KatieKitsch March 21, 2018
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