A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.

Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid

spazmoid by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011

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Spazmoid

You tuber Callum’s corner calls his subscribers spazmoids cause his head looks like a sodding tic tac

Shut up you spazmoids , my head doesn’t looking like a sodding tic tac

Spazmoid by Missstealyourmanz11 August 24, 2019

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Spazdick

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.

"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"

Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

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spazmoid

A can of Chris

Chris, YOU are a SPAZMOID!

spazmoid by Stression November 18, 2016

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spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming

I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(

spazmoidal fish by Anonymous0123987 January 4, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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