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A Floridian monkey that has contracted herpes.
Hey, have you noticed that since Adam moved to Florida, the number of funkees has nearly doubled? And it’s not even spring break!

Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
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Del tha Funkee Homosapien 

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
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del tha funkee homosapien 

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew
del tha funkee homosapien by Kc August 27, 2003
Person who is being fucked, by the fucker.
Tommy was the "fucker" while Sally was the "fuckee"
Fuckee by MaddoxMcveigh January 13, 2011
A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.

Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.
Boy: I met the perfect girl ever....
Friend: Please tell me she’s a Funke
Funke by Phunke February 1, 2020

stuperous funker 

An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"
"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"
stuperous funker by Go Cubs 2009 February 23, 2009

funkedelic 

1. a cross between funky and psychedelic

2. An exclamation to describe something very very cool
(spelling funkadelic may be substituted in Britain)
1: Tom - Dude! that half chimp half rhino is funkedelic!!!
Darryl - Naw man, thats the drugs talking

2: -Whoa did you just see that?
- yeah man! Funkedelic!!!
funkedelic by B_rad_G April 12, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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