Spasmodic

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

Spasmod

1. An abbreviation for Spasmodically_Insane. 2. One of the most screwed up people you will ever meet. 3. Better then any Platano...

"SPASMOD what are you doing?"
"SPASMOD you have issues"
"You are way better then those fag Platanos SPASMOD"

by Spasmodically_Insane February 25, 2004

spasmodically

something that happens on and off

here and there through the city, machine guns and rifles broke the silence of the night, spasmodically...

by Angels Will Come October 5, 2018

spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2020

Spasmodeous

A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.

"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."

by ShockingShazza February 18, 2026