Definitions by Skippo

HSG 

High School Girl.

A member of the female gender who is underage and who you would be considered a pedophile for checking out, you sick, sick bastard.

"Hey, check out that girl over there."

"You sick fuck. She's totally an HSG. I oughta report you to Child and Family Services for pederasty."

HSG by Skippo June 10, 2004

JHSG 

Junior High School Girl.

A child. If you are checking her out, you belong in prison.

"Dude, check out that girl over there."

"That's disgusting. She's obviously a JHSG. I should beat you with a stick right now, you sick son of a bitch."

JHSG by Skippo June 10, 2004

Beerlarious 

When something is hilarious and beer-related.

Also can be used in the "beerlarity" or "beerlariousness" forms.

"Man, when you shotgunned that Pilsner, it was beerlarious."

"Yeah, beerlarity ensued."

"I've had about as much beerlariousness as I can stand for one day."

Beerlarious by Skippo June 10, 2004

Shanghailarious 

When something is hilarious and is related to Asia.

"That Jackie Chan movie was Shanghailarious."

Shanghailarious by Skippo June 10, 2004

Highschoolarious

Something that is so funny it reminds you of high school.

"I was just re-reading the old yearbook. It was highschoolarious."

Highschoolarious by Skippo June 10, 2004

spazmodic 

spazmodic is a couple of geezas tha makes funkee ass music.

Spazmodic makes funkee beats

spazmodic by Skippo October 7, 2003