Spazmodite 

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"

" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "

Spazmodite by Erazer February 25, 2009

spazmobile 

A mountain bike with a two stroke engine.

Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!

spazmobile by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

Spazmodical 

1. A really stupid person

2. Someone who does really stupid things

I can't believe you did that, you Spazmodical!

Spazmodical by Tiger1i1y December 21, 2009

spazmobile 

A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January 2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.

"I've avoided quite a few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."

spazmobile by Nick Estes February 16, 2007

Spazmoiditis 

Can be contracted when you come into contact with a spaz / spazmoid , when contracted your brain will succumb to ways of the spaz people within a couple days of the infection setting foot into your bloodstream, therefore, making you, a bloody spazmoid.

"I think I contracted a serious case of Spazmoiditis"

Spazmoiditis by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

spazmodic 

spazmodic is a couple of geezas tha makes funkee ass music.

Spazmodic makes funkee beats

spazmodic by Skippo October 7, 2003

spazmodic 

Where your limbs suddenly seize up uncontrobally and you are parilized.
If you have a spazmodic reaction you may be called a spaz.

My god she just had a spazmodic reaction!

spazmodic by Ross Rhodes April 14, 2004