Scatuating

Defecating in your own hands and using it as lubricant to masturbate. This is typically done after consuming high-fiber foods.

I was scatuating in my bathtub last night!

by Jesse-Lackin October 24, 2025

scatting

A form of improvising sounds in Jazz (dapaodou-pido ...)

Scatman John

by Jvvv March 2, 2004

thesis scatting

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

by tambully August 7, 2008

Scatting

The non-shit-eating form

Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.

Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"

Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!

by Scatman Scott May 8, 2008

spatualing

While sproking the male flips his attractive partner in the opposite direction with his erection so she's in the vertical position like she's gonna do a 180.

Male: Last night was good.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.

by Kyleenachacha June 26, 2008

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements

"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"

by Lor Lor July 28, 2008