Scatuating
Defecating in your own hands and using it as lubricant to masturbate. This is typically done after consuming high-fiber foods.
I was scatuating in my bathtub last night!
Scatuating by Jesse-Lackin October 24, 2025
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thesis scatting
When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.
thesis scatting by tambully August 7, 2008
Scatting
The non-shit-eating form
Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.
Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"
Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.
Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"
Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!
Scatting by Scatman Scott May 8, 2008
spatualing
While sproking the male flips his attractive partner in the opposite direction with his erection so she's in the vertical position like she's gonna do a 180.
Male: Last night was good.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.
spatualing by Kyleenachacha June 26, 2008
scatting
scatting by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003
spatulating
A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
spatulating by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
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