When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.
term used to describe abandoned drinks at a party or bar. the name comes from the Spaulding Smails character in the film "Caddyshack" who cruises around the country clubdrinking people's leftovers. First used in Natick, MA in the year 1992.
Nick didn't pay for a drink all night because he found so many spauldings around the bar!
He was so drunk at the Red Sox game because he stumbled across a bunch of spauldings.