Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?
Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **
"We hear cheering in the background"
Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **
"We hear cheering in the background"
by Ze_IvanIvanov March 07, 2020
Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.
Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
Assuming something that has been there, been doing good, or hasn't shown shown signs of failure in the last 12 years or more is guaranteed to be there tomorrow is a dangerous assumption. Never assume the machinations of a few people won't send everybody back to the Stone Age taking everything from today with it tomorrow. It would be everyone's undoing but people like that if everyone else kept assuming no harm would come to them, their people, their home, their business, or anything else ever again without a fight.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.
2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups
2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups
Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!
Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...
Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...
by Setupist July 29, 2018
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verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
by Notmad February 17, 2013