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spasmodic dysphobia 

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.
Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.
spasmodic dysphobia by QuacksO September 20, 2020
An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley
Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis
spasmosis by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spasmic gasm 

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted
Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm
spasmic gasm by danielf October 18, 2007

Spasmoidian 

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian
Spasmoidian by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018

Wattpad spasmic 

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.
That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes
Wattpad spasmic by Percivail September 28, 2013

spasmatic monkey twitch 

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.
If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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