spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

spasmosis by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

spazmosis by SpazOne November 22, 2011

Spasmoidian 

Someone who is a spasmoid

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian

Spasmoidian by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018

Spasmoid 

An absolutel Retard

Liam your a spasmoid

Spasmoid by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019

spasmoid 

When someone is being a spastic but spastic just doesn't feel right to say in the situation.

Example 1: Jesus Alex, you're such a spasmoid.
Example 2: OMG Alex, stop being a spasmoid.

spasmoid by DarkExploit May 31, 2017

Spasmodic 

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

Spasmodic by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

spastisism 

A term used to define those that undertake spastic challenges eg pash odessy

Dude, don't bother - she's suffering from a hard case of spastisism!

spastisism by DaRKoN_ December 18, 2004