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Intermittent Asshole Syndrome 

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More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.
Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up

Intermittent Fuckeries

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Engaging in activities for a short period of time half-heartedly.
The Gymbro who lifts hard and eats right for 3 weeks and then doesn't bother for the rest of the year.

'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'

'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'
Intermittent Fuckeries by Adam LDN September 9, 2015

Intermittent problems 

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A term often used in IT, Warranty repairs or Electronic repair in which a device such as a graphics card, gives faults at irregular intervals. A lazy fuck then refuses to fully test the device and then just defines the fault as "Intermittent problems", letting someone else, usually the manufacturer, resolve the problem.
Tech1:"this client says it randomly shuts down"
Tech2:"well i feel like being a lazy fuck today. mark as faulty with Intermittent problems and return to the supplier"
Tech3:"lol"
Intermittent problems by RadRyu April 28, 2021

Intermittent Explosive Disorder 

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Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED) is a mood disorder commonly misdiagnosed as Bipolar. Characterized by illogical, over the top bursts of anger and rage. Episodes of this often end in legal problems due to the intensity of the rage. Common, and effective treatments for this disorder include mood stabilizer medication, self reflection and counseling. Breaking an episode down into parts helps identify triggers and the emotion that the anger overshadowed. Bipolar medications don’t often help to control the anger, just the frequency of the mood swings into a manic state, where anger prevails. Identifying triggers, such as a toxic influence, is very effective in managing the condition.
My doctor diagnosed me with Intermittent Explosive Disorder. He said my statement “Anger is my primary emotion” urged him to double check my previous bipolar diagnoses.

intermittent retention 

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Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.
He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

Intermittent Nympho 

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a woman with very strong sexual desires, occurring at irregular intervals; not continuous or steady.
I may be a pornstar but I'm an Intermittent Nympho at heart because I'll fuck like crazy for 2 weeks then be celibate a few months.
Intermittent Nympho by MayanPrncss October 24, 2023
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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