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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

Yesterday X Separation

Yesterday X Separation (Korean: 옛델대 뷔 셉알앋이온, stylized YESTERDAY / SEPARATION), commonly known as YXS, is a five-member Kwangyanese boy band formed by Throw It Back Rosie Entertainment. The group consists of five members Stoove, Yeoniel, Bengyu, Taerry and Kaimal.
Naega Byeonhae by Yesterday X Separation outsold the whole K-Pop Industry.

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

Ginger Separatist Movement 

Gingers who think they are the supreme race.
The Ginger Separatist Movement is a Nazi-esque organization that was created by Eric Cartman to promote Ginger supremacy. It appeared in the episode "Ginger Kids".
Me when the saratice prdel zmrd paleni čarodějnic bezdomovec
When someone is making fun of poop dealer

Michael is pooping poop...
Omg, he is such a saratice prdel zmrd paleni carodejnic lore bezdomovec
Saratice by wlodzislaw April 13, 2021

sparting 

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."
"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"
sparting by dw8177 April 13, 2017