Spantucky 

A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences.

The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty.

It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware], provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists.

Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA.

A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.

Lets go to Southend Hardware in Spantucky but bring your wallet because they'll wanna see your ID to buy any cleaners or fertilizer.

Spantucky by Lilysaramoon February 7, 2013

Santucky 

An area of San Diego called Santee, but nicknamed Santucky for it's large number of skinheads, lifted pick-ups, and Confederate flags.

It's even farther east than Santucky!

Santucky by xxsmashersxx March 11, 2009

Spasticky 

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

Spasticky by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

Spuntucky Woo 

See spun monkey
a tweeker (crystal meth addict)on a binge, up waaaaaaay past his bedtime

That dude is spuntucky woo

Spuntucky Woo by Karl J. McCraley October 17, 2003

Santucky 

A slang term for a city in East San Diego referring to Santee’s early cowboy days.

You’re from Santucky aren’t you?

Santucky by BrickChic August 19, 2019