spamach

Large figure typically with Googily eyes often seen at panera bread Plainview new york. Hates everything and loves to masturbate.

Spamach went to the supermarket.

by Her Mathias The second December 19, 2013

Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

spamarchy

The idea of bringing free spam to a forum on a message board designated to spamming. The rules should not be regulated by any kind of moderators, kings, or gods. And all things should be considered beneficial topics to the forum (unless it's goatse, then that's just gross).

Spam will not be silenced! And we will fight for Spamarchy!

by Milkycheeseface June 11, 2007

spamchatting

The act of sending 15 or more Snapchats in a row for any reason.

My friend was on vacation and couldn't respond to my Snapchats so I started spamchatting him.

by slothmonk May 18, 2014

spamatha

A rare mouthwatering, moist , delicacy. Melt in your mouth, meal.. not jus any piece of meat... if your lucky enough to come across the delicacy, chances are you money can't buy it... never free to the public. If consumed properly the first time, chances are you may have a chance at 2nds 3rds and so on and so on...whenever you want for the rest of your days...

I wish I could try a spamatha ...aka spamwich

by R3ckl3ss1 September 19, 2020

spamatha

A rare mouthwatering, moist , delicacy. Melt in your mouth, meal.. not jus any piece of meat... if your lucky enough to come across the delicacy, chances are you money can't buy it... never free to the public

Spam sandwich aka a spamatha

by R3ckl3ss1 September 28, 2020

Scamache

A man who wears gold chains, shirts unbuttoned far too low, drives a car he can not afford and believes that all these things make him an amazing person. A scamache is extremely full of himself and generally sleazy. A pinky ring or any excessive amounts of man jewelry is a dead give away. In some areas of the country, they are referred to as a "guito".

Oh my gosh, some guy just fed me some corny line and said that if I slept with him he'd take me for a ride in his Corvette.

Ew, what a scamache.

by disaffected young woman May 2, 2006