Spamaphobe

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A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

Spamaphobe by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Words you can keep

Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

Related Words

Spamaphobe • spazmaphobia • Spermaphobe • spanaphobic

spanaphobic

It's like homophobic but for people who don't like Spanish people!

OMG U R SOO SPANAPHOBIC WTF

spanaphobic by X_X_X_X-X_X_X_X February 7, 2018

spazmaphobia

A crippling and deep fear of those with mental deficiencies

I can't teach the special kids, I have severe spazmaphobia

spazmaphobia by CockL0rd May 24, 2024

spazmaphobia

The fear of disabled people. AKA Spastics

I really hate them wheelchair users and spastics off all types. I must have spazmaphobia

spazmaphobia by RTDN July 5, 2024

Spermaphobe

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

Spermaphobe by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026