Spamaphobe 

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

Spamaphobe by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Spermaphobe 

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

spanaphobic 

It's like homophobic but for people who don't like Spanish people!

OMG U R SOO SPANAPHOBIC WTF

spanaphobic by X_X_X_X-X_X_X_X February 7, 2018

spazmaphobia 

A crippling and deep fear of those with mental deficiencies

I can't teach the special kids, I have severe spazmaphobia

spazmaphobia by CockL0rd May 24, 2024

spazmaphobia 

The fear of disabled people. AKA Spastics

I really hate them wheelchair users and spastics off all types. I must have spazmaphobia

spazmaphobia by RTDN July 5, 2024

Spermaphobe 

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects

1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"

Spermaphobe by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010