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fuck you spaldo. last night I did your grandmother doggiestyle. I especially liked pulling her hair and cursing at her while I was hittin that shit.

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Spadola

A cup of coffee that consists of, and only of, 6 shots of espresso. If you have 12 shots of espresso in one cup - that would be a "Double Spadola" Named for Riccardo Spadola of NY Fame, who will ONLY have a Spadola in the AM and a Spadola at around 3:00pm. Unless he is doing some sort of network configuration, and then it's Spadolas all around all day.

I'd like a Spadola and a croissant to go, please. Thank you. Actually, can you make that a double Spadola?

Spadola by bonaccij November 22, 2010

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Spallo

A cheeky asian legend of a mate

Person 'come out' Spallo 'no' Person 'come out' Spallo 'ok'

Spallo by dunsdenmassive May 17, 2015

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spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

spalooshie by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

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Spadookie

Spadookie is the cum that drips out of a woman's vagina after she has sex.

No honey, I don't want to have sex and have deal with the spadookie when I go to work.

Spadookie by BernieBear January 16, 2011

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spadooli

Spadooli is a word used for pound coins or money

I was at the bar with las chicas last night spending spadooli on cocktails, and manz cant even speak Spanish

spadooli by jdfletch November 7, 2011

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brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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