by weej December 29, 2004
Get the spladoosh! mug.A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
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by The Frenchman January 25, 2005
Get the Spladoosh mug.Spladoosh- (spluh-du sh) (verb) the act of ejaculating in which the ejaculate ejects in a high, viscous, volume
Bro 1: She made me pull out. . .
Bro 2: Did you spladoosh?
Bro 1: Yea, Bro 2, shit was everywhere, had to use two towels.
Bro 2: Did you spladoosh?
Bro 1: Yea, Bro 2, shit was everywhere, had to use two towels.
by rwcurtsinger January 19, 2020
Get the Spladoosh mug.by kayotic February 19, 2010
Get the spladoosh mug.The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.
Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh
by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015
Get the slaboosh mug.When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"
by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019
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