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The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.
Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES
by thedanceofstvincent April 03, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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