spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

splooshing

Rubbing food all over ones self for sexual enjoyment. Any kind of food will do, as long as it edible.

The girl got wet and messy when she was splooshing, but she sure did taste good!

by HotMovies May 6, 2008

sploosher

when you take a dump the water splashes on your ass.

i just took a major sploosher

by tommy bellew February 5, 2007

splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

slooshied

Past tense of "Slooshy". To slooshy is to listen. To have slooshied is to have listened.

...as I slooshied I could imagine silvery wine flowing through a spaceship

by joe boswroth February 13, 2008

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019

Sploosher

A male or female who have had sexual intercourse with many without remembering.

P1. OMG two in the same weekend?
P2. Yea, and she was too drunk to remember either time.
P. You are right, she is a sploosher.

by SomeoneWhoKnowsA-Sploosher. March 3, 2009