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1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.
Spald by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
Noun.

To have a completely bald genital region.
Dude I railed this chick last night and she was spald. It was like doing an 11-year old.
Spald by Tonger10 June 29, 2009

spade remix 

spade remix is where a black rapper will take an original song, and slightly change the bassline and mc over the top of it.
oh great another spade remix.... why cant they write thier own tunes
spade remix by ianhimself August 3, 2009

Jack of spades 

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum
Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls
Jack of spades by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020

Smalding 

Sliker is smalding
Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

SpadeBunny 

A SpadeBunny is a female of any race that will only have sexual intercourse with Black Guys. The Name comes from the combination of "QueenOfSpades" (A woman that's exclusive to Black Men for sex) and "SnowBunny" (White female that only fucks Black Men).
WhiteBoy1: I have a crush on a girl but haven't made a move. What should I do?
WhiteBoy2: Just give up dude! I've seen her past boyfriends, she's a SpadeBunny!
SpadeBunny by SnowBunny_X March 21, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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