The self-proclaimed leader of a cult of pseudo-deadheads who claim to embrace the deadhead culture, but only live to belittle others.

See also: white trash

Spack got so upset when a photographer dissed him that he went on an internet rampage for weeks.

spack by spackdesciple April 29, 2009

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battle-spack

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.

I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.

battle-spack by alib2485 July 21, 2008

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spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.

"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"

spakky wagon by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006

Spack Dancer

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.

Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.

Spack Dancer by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009

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