Spakko

Abbreviation for a spastic yet more easy on the tongue and more effective.

For fuck sake Ben you are such a spakko

Haha that kid over there looks like a spakko!

Spakko by Geo123 January 29, 2008

Spankover

When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.

Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!

Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013

Spankophile 

Someone who enjoys to receive or give a good spanking! Spanking to the booty for you Urban folks

I love being spanked, I’m so obsessed they’d class me a Spankophile

Spankophile by Coosbay Pirate September 22, 2018

sparko 

be sparko - be sleeping

you were sparko, I didn't want to wake you

sparko by petejazz April 20, 2013

sparkolators 

another name for SPARK PLUGS , Derek from Vice Grip Garage has awesome names for various car parts, that make more sense than the originals

it's time to remove the sparkolators and check if it's running rich or lean. i didn't buy any because they weren't on sale

sparkolators by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

spankogram 

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.

Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."

spankogram by TammyS April 26, 2007

spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.

"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"

spakky wagon by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006