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Spakky

A blank noun, can be used for many definitions, basically a word that you have to make out in the context
bro, you're a Spakky ahh liar.
(Spakky in the context can be, "retarded")
by ppaarrkk July 3, 2025
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spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.
"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"
by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006
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Spark it up Sparky

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.
🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!
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Son of a Spanky

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.
by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017
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Sparkycon

A vaguely obscure youtube group that makes music covers, comedy sketches and gaming videos, only recent fame has reached them when they started their music covers in late 2014
Dude/dudette 1: hey man, I accidentally clicked on the wrong video.

Dude/dudette 2: who's the video by? Do I know them?
Dude/dudette 1: sparkycon?
Dude/dudette 2: click away. It's some nobody.
by Sparkycon August 18, 2014
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son of a spanky

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.
Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”
by famousdol December 2, 2017
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Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018
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