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An unhygienic human who stands in the shower and aims their ass skyward in a futile attempt at rinsing away the filth after shitting, instead of wiping like a normal person. Not to be confused with slow magt.

Example 1:
"Ew, who would want to sleep with him?! He's a spagt! That ass is so nasty, i don't care how big it is!"

Example 2:
"Somebody oughta buy this spagt some toilet paper.. He's stinking up the whole house!"

spagt by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

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spadt

Spadt-pronounced "SPADE" was originally named for a farm or garden tool.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.

That Mel Spadt is one of the best loyal friends a person could have!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!

spadt by The Mel-man February 7, 2010

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spagt • spagtard • Spagttoe • spag • shagtastic • slagtag • spagacked • spag bol • Spacts • spactacular

spagett

The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place

"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"

spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009

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SPAGET

Something you DO NOT TOUCHA.

(Italian accent pronunciation of spaghetti.)

*Slaps forehead* sOmebODy tOUchA mY sPagEt.

SPAGET by RockstarJockey January 13, 2018

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Spag Heddy

A legendary OG EDM producer, who has produced dubstepgutter's most famous songs, Permanent, love on first sine and prologue

Dude 1:Hey man did you hear spag heddy's new song?
Dude 2: yea man it was awesome, I love dubstep

Spag Heddy by Really?_bruh October 8, 2021

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Spagen wagon

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

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spag head

Spag head or spaghead is derived from "spaghetti head."

One who has many thoughts or ideas, personal or work related, running through one's mind.

She was a real spag head. She had alot on her mind and seemed to need a way to organize her thoughts and ideas.

spag head by jestrex May 7, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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