spacebaby 

v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.

wow, is she okay? she looks like a lobster. she must have spacebabied earlier today.

spacebaby by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Comma Spacebar

Comma Spacebar is a mythical creature who is believed to dwell in northern Alabama. Sightings of Comma Spacebar have been rare, but most frequently take place in the northeastern corner of the state, with Fort Payne seeming to be the hotspot. This mythical creature is not entirely benevolent or malevolent as encounters have been pleasant for some and not so pleasant for others. No deaths have been attributed to comma spacebar. The creature is humanoid in form, slightly orange in tint, and has a deep interest in minute details involving human life. Comma Spacebar is very much a loner creature and will usually run when spotted. If provoked, he will stand his ground, but will usually not attack or cause injury. If a sighting occurs, it's best to make some noise and stand as still as possible.

Timothy: Dude! I went camping last night at Desoto State Park and I saw Comma Spacebar!
Daniel: Hahahaha, Comma Spacebar isn't even real. It's just a legend man. You probably saw a bear.
Timothy: I'm gonna punch you in the face Daniel, I know what I freaking saw!

Comma Spacebar by Racecar Man June 25, 2017

Spacebar 

the thiccest key on your keyboard that uses up the space of 5 regular keys that usualy is pressed with your thumb

<-Pressed spacebar

Spacebar by Not-underscore May 4, 2020

spaceballs 

Mel Brooks' best movie, and one of the funnyest movies ever made, next to Airplane!

"Spaceball One"

spaceballs by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003

spaceballs 

Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!


Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.


Ludicrous speed, GO!


Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!


President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!


Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."


Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?


Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!


Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.


Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?


Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.


Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!


Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?


Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"

We will see eachother again in Spaceballs Two: The Search for More Money.

spaceballs by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 27, 2005

Spacebang 

A spacebang is a battle in space containing many explosions and all-around amazingness. There is absolutely no connection to the beautiful act of making love in space. None.

"Star Wars sure was a sweet spacebang movie!"

Spacebang by Spacebanger February 10, 2014

spaceballs 

awesome movie by mel brooks

we brake for nobody

spaceballs by punk as fuck May 14, 2004