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smackbaggot 

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackban 

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.
Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs
Smackban by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010

smackable 

An ass that just makes you go crazy! A nice big firm ass.
"Damn, that girls ass is smackable!!"
smackable by bodebldr2000 May 22, 2006

smackaboo 

Sucking dick is smackaboo
smackaboo by Litty Titties May 20, 2017

smackbaggot 

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

sockbaby 

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies
That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien
sockbaby by MTSkull February 22, 2004