a sluty, sometimes in the closet nymph that loves to run in a pack...and is identified in the wild with a larger than normal bag on her sholders displaying greek letters. but don't be fooled, they come in many different species...for example, chi omega, alpha Xi delta, and Alpha omicron pi to name a few...
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Today we solute you, Mrs.Typical sorority girl, With your side ponytails and crooked poof that you can't seem to get straight and your pointed toed shoes...the ones that you got a size big too for added pointiness. As you half sip those bottled waters and are "always" on your way to work out, but somehow end up at the tanner instead...remember God broke the mold when he made you!. Everyone knows you sweat when you tan... But you don't care, cause you know that as you throw away that empty pack of cigs that you only smoke when you drink in the trash, your different form the other girls. You don't need Ugg boots, besides they were two seasons go anyway. With your head held high and that sparkle in your eye, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. With the new aderol diet you are thinner and more productive than ever! So when that frat boy tells you he's been looking for someone like you all night...don't feel ashamed that you can't hold your liquor.Cause he couldn't possibly think you're are whore. And right before he takes you up to his room for a night of sloppy sex, bong an ice cold bud light...flip cup is ok too!
Real women of genius
Today we solute you, Mrs.Typical sorority girl, With your side ponytails and crooked poof that you can't seem to get straight and your pointed toed shoes...the ones that you got a size big too for added pointiness. As you half sip those bottled waters and are "always" on your way to work out, but somehow end up at the tanner instead...remember God broke the mold when he made you!. Everyone knows you sweat when you tan... But you don't care, cause you know that as you throw away that empty pack of cigs that you only smoke when you drink in the trash, your different form the other girls. You don't need Ugg boots, besides they were two seasons go anyway. With your head held high and that sparkle in your eye, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. With the new aderol diet you are thinner and more productive than ever! So when that frat boy tells you he's been looking for someone like you all night...don't feel ashamed that you can't hold your liquor.Cause he couldn't possibly think you're are whore. And right before he takes you up to his room for a night of sloppy sex, bong an ice cold bud light...flip cup is ok too!
by wake up foolish July 7, 2006
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I went to a party and all of the girls were blonde spoiled suburbanite zombies.
Yeah dude, they were total sorority girls.
Yeah dude, they were total sorority girls.
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A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
Some common sayings include:
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
by Ginger Tits November 14, 2013
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by MooseMan508 January 12, 2012
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Big surprise that their even in collage considering just how retarded they are. Seen laughing really obnoxiously and swearing about something stupid arm-in-arm with their baseball-capped, collar-popped, football-obsessed douche of a frat boy boyfriend downing beers at the local sports bar.
Big surprise that their even in collage considering just how retarded they are. Seen laughing really obnoxiously and swearing about something stupid arm-in-arm with their baseball-capped, collar-popped, football-obsessed douche of a frat boy boyfriend downing beers at the local sports bar.
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