A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
Some common sayings include:
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.
After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
A romantic process through which a male buys his tall, blond and absolutely gorgeous girlfriend an expensive plane ticket to an illustrious location and blows the rest of his savings on an engagement ring. He then offers to drive her to the airport on the day that her flight is set to depart. Upon dropping her off to the airport and waiting for her to get through security and check her bags, he hijacks that airport vehicle that has a movable staircase. He speeds down the runway after her departing plane. Once caught up, he brings the staircase to the window level of the plane and finds where the love of his life is comfortably seated. The moment she notices this act of courage, she fixes her hair and screams to the pilot to abort takeoff. Upon the unlatching of the door, she bursts down the staircase and runs down the red carpet he has ever so elegantly placed for her, as to not allow her precious feet to touch the tainted ground. Once in his arms, he delivers a kiss of epic proportions, gets on one knee and asks for her hand in marriage. She begins to sob, and with the sound of the violins in the background, delivers a YES. The match made in heaven go on to have 2.3 kids, in a 3,000 square foot house with 4.6 garages and 1.4 cars. And yes, they need that many garages.
Candice: OMG!!! Look at that rock Tessica!! I can't believe you're engaged! So how did that sexy man of yours do it? How did he propose? We all wanna know.
Jessica: it was SO romantic! I thought he was sending me on an amazing trip to the Bahamas but, out of nowhere, he mushsauced me. After that he totally deserves to have me every night.
Candice: oh he's so sexy, I would so fuck the shit out of him, Tess.
Jessica: fuck you bitch, that's my man. Oh and quit calling me Tessica, my name is Jessica, with a fucking "J"
Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”