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sorwhority 

(Also spelled "sorority")
Members of these types of groups often partake in drug and alcohol binges, unprotected sex with multiple partners, bulimia, and general whorities. They are sluts who are content with screwing whatever walking penis happens to supply them with enough alcohol (penises get bones points for belonging to a "fraternity"). They live shallow existences, and lie to themselves about qualities like:

Being virtuous
Having honor
Being trustworthy
Having integrity
Being "ladies"
Sorwhority Skank 1: I got sooooo drunk last night!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Really? Me Too!

Sorwhority Skank 1: Did you get laid?

Sorwhority Skank 2: I don't really remember, but, probably!

Sorwhority Skank 1: Oh my God, me too!!!

Sorwhority Skank 1 & 2: Sisters!

Sorwhority Skank 1: I feel so virtuous and ladylike!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Let's go to Church!

Sorwhority Skank 1: OK!!!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Can I copy your (insert random upper division comm. class here) homework afterward?

Sorwhority Skank 1: Sure! What do I care about academic integrity?
sorwhority by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006
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sorority squat 

Typically performed by sorority sisters immediately prior to a picture where one or more participants slightly bend their knees and lean on their calves with their arms regardless of whether or not people are behind them in the photo. Possibly used to accentuate the butt. Although scientists have still yet not found the origin or purpose of this tribal ritual, much discussion has been devoted to it's research.
"seriously, Becky is always bent over in all her pictures. You'd think she has scoliosis or something. I guess all those sorority squat pictures add up."
sorority squat by Pinetar321 October 9, 2008

Sorority Voice 

This wild vocal phenomenon is found to effect a very peculiar species: the sorority girl. As we all know, members of sororities take part in parties on a near daily basis. Their combination of screaming, ceaseless talking, binge drinking, smoking, and 3rd-basing leaves a lasting, and negative, impression on their throat. As a result their typically high pitched voice falls to a raspy death tone. This sad sound comes out as though they were an 85 year old male who smoked for the majority of his life, despite the fact that these girls are between the ages of 18-23.

It is found to regularly incite anger in gentlemen within earshot. Males are expected to have lower voices than females, but compared to a "sorority voice": we're all sopranos.
Sorority girl *in deep Dracula voice* : "Oh my gosh I had the best time at Beta last night. We partied hard until like 3 am".

Boy 1 : "Why is your voice so disgusting?".

Boy 2 : "It's the result of sorority voice".
Sorority Voice by El_Capitalist August 23, 2012

sorority squat 

A pose for a picture where

someone bends their knees into a partial squat position and puts their arms/hands on their thighs. It could just be they just like posing like that or they're accentuating their butt.
Everyone’s face is funny in the picture because when Sarah went into the sorority squat position for it she accidentally let a fart rip.
sorority squat by Hiken no Aleksu September 28, 2020

Sorority Pose

The pose that all sorority girls, everywhere, at every college, immediately get into when taking a group picture. It consists of a hands-on-knees squat of varying heights, usually with a few short girls sitting in the front. This creates an easy, organized, tiered pose (because, God forbid anyone be covered in the picture).
Look at those cute A-Chi-Os! Someone pulled out a camera to take a Bid Day picture and even the pledges knew without instruction to crouch into Sorority Pose.
Sorority Pose by Princess_Aria November 4, 2009
A group of girls who have come together because they look similar, and are now kind of friends.
Frat bro #1: "The aephi sorority just uploaded their spring break pictures, and I can't tell any of them apart."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."
Sorority by thekid9176 August 16, 2015

sorority beer 

a beer that is drank only halfway and then discarded.
After the party is over, and the alcohol is all gone, you can continue your drunken quest on half drank sorority beers.
sorority beer by woodnymf March 5, 2011
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