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Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
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Sovereign Kingdom 

To travel within The Sovereign Kingdom is to travel knowing every intimate detail will be attended to—it is to know that you are king/ queen—you are The Sovereign during your stay within The Sovereign Kingdom.

The Sovereign Kingdom: End-to-end travel and concierge service ensures luxury travelers' unique needs are fulfilled for their next trip, thanks to discounted flight options, homes in first-class travel destinations and a helpful concierge team of experts who meticulously raise the bar of service and delivery
Hey! Are you traveling within The Sovereign Kingdom?

OMG, that house is sick! It must be a Sovereign Kingdom

Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.
That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!
souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

I love my stove 

A phrase that is used by the spider gang member "EDDISON" mainly in his song with Lil darkie "drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah"
This phrase has become an inside joke among spider gang fans for a while now. The world needs to know that eddison loves his stove
*weird distorted high pitch beat plays*
Lil darkie: HAH
Eddison: I love my stove!!!

me: what am i doing on this site anymore ;-;
I love my stove by Sempai-san March 27, 2021
A beautiful, loyal woman, who always stays true to her friends. If you ever need help, whatever she is doing, she'll drop everything to be there. Someone you need in your life.
Friend 1: I had a rough night.
Friend 2: Do you need a Soteria?
Friend 1: Yeah, I need one in my life.
Soteria by babes7626 November 16, 2011