Sondland’s Jigsaw
A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.
We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!
Sondland’s Jigsaw by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
soundlyawake
the cooliest guy on youtube nick, who is BFFs with a girl named justine. His videos are absolutely amazing, they touch people's hearts. go to www.youtube.com/soundlyawake for a pleasant surprise :D
soundlyawake by Helga Shlitzerdangurfortz July 25, 2009
sondler
A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.
Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.
sondler by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017
sonly
sonly by dukenemesis February 14, 2009
Sondle
verb:
To cuddle a song; To display affection towards a song
noun:
a) The act of cuddling a song
b) The person that enjoys cuddling songs
Origin:
2013; simple moment of inspiration triggered by the feelings associated with a great tune. Product of song and cuddle. Old English cūthlǣcan and Old Norse sǫngr,
To cuddle a song; To display affection towards a song
noun:
a) The act of cuddling a song
b) The person that enjoys cuddling songs
Origin:
2013; simple moment of inspiration triggered by the feelings associated with a great tune. Product of song and cuddle. Old English cūthlǣcan and Old Norse sǫngr,
Sondle by First self-proclaimed sondler January 21, 2013
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