A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.
We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!
Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.
1. A crazy ass insomniac, with a drinking problem. He has been know to develop numerous highly dangerous weapons in his garage and basement that may end the world as we know it.
2. If you know a sandland they are most likely wearing a black hoodie with a post-hardcore/mathcore band name scribbled across the front of it.
3. Sandlands are creatures of the night and have the ability to melt things with their touch. They are closely related to doombats
so, i live here and can easily say you cant walk around at night without thinking someone around the corner is about to try stab you with a makeshift knife made of broken vape pods. cricket meadow is the crack spot and i got offered weed there. nobody in the town has lungs to sustain themself above 27
friend 1: you wanna go down to Snodland?
friend 2: yeah lets just avoid the cricket meadow dont wannaget shanked by a crackhead thats 3k in debt