somemelier 

A connoisseur of memes, tends to collect memes to storage never to be used again. Knows all popular memes.

The somemelier spends the majority of his time on websites like 9gag, Consuming memes.

somemelier by Xesior February 19, 2022

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014

sommelierge 

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.

My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".

sommelierge by jocklondon December 15, 2020

sommelier 

when one guy sticks his finger up the other guys butt and makes him sniff it

rick gave me the sommelier last night in bed

sommelier by rj reynolds February 17, 2014

Sommelier 

Buzzed AF

I think my sommelier was buzzed AF

Sommelier by Drewdrunk March 25, 2019