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Sommelier 

I think my sommelier was buzzed AF
Sommelier by Drewdrunk March 25, 2019

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

semen sommelier

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier
semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014

vaginal sommelier 

One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour
After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue

garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.
I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.
garbage sommelier by anonymous June 10, 2022

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier
Poop Sommelier by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024