5g-star

A business or a person or an owner of a business who gets real five star reviews for being excellent in their work or craft
Search using 5g-star, I am only looking for the best restaurants in the city.
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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manpainted

Human, handmade, art , woman or man created using their hands. Not a copy, or printed, or created artificially, by A.I., an algorithm, filter, or computer generated or computer assisted.
It isn't art unless it was manpainted.
by jocklondon February 05, 2023
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facsimitation

A copy of a copy of a thing. a facsimile, or exact copy, of a copy.

A copy of a thing or made without the original present to duplicate. A statue of a war hero in action, made using only photos of the subject still. A likeness made of a person who is alive
The fur had a facsimitation quality to it, that it's not worth the price. Rich people can spot a facsimitation from a block away. Those Cuban cigars, might be made with Cuban tobacco, but its just a factory made facsimitation. No Cuban rolled it for sure.
by jocklondon March 28, 2021
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scratcherback

One that gives oral sex
scratcherbacks are fwb who take turns or hook up
scratcherbees, are the women
scratcherbos, are men
I just want to be our scratcherback.
We don't have to fuck, I can just be scracherback.
by jocklondon July 15, 2021
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manpainted

Human, handmade, art , woman or man created using their hands. Not a copy, or printed, or created artificially, by A.I., an algorithm, filter, or computer generated or computer assisted.
It isn't art unless it was manpainted.
by jocklondon February 05, 2023
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sommelierge

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
by jocklondon December 15, 2020
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Starwhore

A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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