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MAMALA

momala is a mother figure, and inspirational mother figure who is seen as the mother of all, or the mother of all. Momala is slang taken from three words, mom of all, or mother's love of all.

In a family, the momala is the grandmother of choice, the nanna; she is a matriarch. She is holder of the family knowledge, the family books, the family's albums, family tree, and the teacher of creation, of children. As a neighbor, a Malala is a trusted guardian, Outside of the family, a momala is the mother of a neighborhood, in a village, she is mother and healer, in a state she is the mother of health, knowledge and creativity, for a country she is the mom of compassion, and strength.

Mamala is the mother of mothers, a mamala can be someone alive or dead. If dead, a mamala represents the ideal mother of all, celestial mother of the universe, the yin (female) creator and teacher, she represent equity, balance and justice. The terrestial mamala is the mother of earth, and Mother Nature. and keeps the balance between the earth's elements to sustain the children of the earth. is the earths mother, and mother over nature,

She is the Mom God.
Kamala for Mamala.

India's mamala is known as Mother Theresa. She was mother to all
There was an emergency and we dropped the kids off at Kamala's, and then went straight to the hospital.
If I ask my husband what I should make for dinner, he tells me to ask my mamala.
Who I admire the most is my high school counselor, First Lady Michelle Obama, and of course my mamala.
by jocklondon September 7, 2020
mugGet the MAMALAmug.

appist

A lover of apps. a person who makes work product as being home made, or self made, when it was made by an app. A person who lost their creativity by converting to actions, or apps which abbreviated the important steps to make a complex thing or action
He is not an artist any more, he is a appist and filters photos from the internet
by jocklondon March 28, 2021
mugGet the appistmug.

scratcherback

One that gives oral sex
scratcherbacks are fwb who take turns or hook up
scratcherbees, are the women
scratcherbos, are men
I just want to be our scratcherback.
We don't have to fuck, I can just be scracherback.
by jocklondon July 15, 2021
mugGet the scratcherbackmug.

fistbooked

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.
He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime
by jocklondon January 22, 2021
mugGet the fistbookedmug.

Momala

Mamala is Kamala's Mamala. The first mention of the word, Mamala, was in 2006 published in the SF Chronicle newspaper and referred to the Vice Presidents mother Shymala Harris.

Today the meaning of the word has two meanings, as a noun; mamala (momala) - an endearing nickname, a person gives to a special or memorable mother-figure, who provided kindness, wisdom and attention during of time in their youth - and as a pronoun Mamala (Momela), Shymala Harris, who embodied those traits and the inspiration of the word and it's meaning.

A wise, kind, and attentive mother figure, one who compliments or augments the care of a mother.

A spiritual ideal, presence, and omnipresent mythical deity that can be resourced and called on for advice and wisdom through prayer.

NOTE: The word Momala, Mamala, or Momela, first appeared in 2006 published by SF Chronicle columnist, Leah Garchik's daily column. Garchik quoted tv host and board member of the Breast Cancer Emergency Fund, Tim Gaskin's introduction of Kamala Harris' mother, Shymala Harris.

Gaskin called the Vice Presidents mother up to the stage this way, "Please welcome to the stage... Kamala's - Mamala." Pausing, and then declared, "Shymala Harris".
I'd rather Momala babysit this weekend, she hasn't spent enough time with the kids.
by jocklondon January 22, 2021
mugGet the Momalamug.

Wiertarded

Bull sit, unjust, nonsense. An odd unexpected rule that is unreasonable or doesn’t follow logic. A consequence of retarded reasoning.
18 is old enough to vote, but not drink, that’s wiertarded.

He has no social skills, so he comes across wiertarded.
by jocklondon July 5, 2021
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Starwhore

A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
mugGet the Starwhoremug.

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