Smegmelier 

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.

Smegmelier by Ziggatron September 20, 2025

somemelier 

A connoisseur of memes, tends to collect memes to storage never to be used again. Knows all popular memes.

The somemelier spends the majority of his time on websites like 9gag, Consuming memes.

somemelier by Xesior February 19, 2022

Smellmelier 

A connoisseur of stinky smells.

My dog, Jimmy, is a real connoisseur of stinky smells, a genuine smellmelier.

Smellmelier by KTDallas April 3, 2012

Smutmelier 

Noun)

A person, usually a woman, who reads copious amount of smut novels and can suggest certain books for people to read depending on their preferences.

Pronounced: smut·muhl·yay

After Becky read Fifty Shades and Black Dagger Brotherhood, she hasn't stopped reading those raunchy books and really became a smutmelier.

Smutmelier by reloadNshootum November 15, 2023